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The many uses for WD-40

Posted by Susan on Aug 10 2008 | Useful Things to Know

This new segment represents break from tradition in that it may not always be funny. But we thought that some things are just worth knowing! So if you can use these little packages to better your life then wonderful. Here goes!

WD-40. We’ve all used it for starting a wet carburettor or lubricating your bike wheels but did you know all its other uses? Over 2000! - Check out their website here.

WD-40 Well, Who Knew…? Continue Reading »

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Giving up wine - a funny short story

Posted by Susan on Aug 10 2008 | Jokes & Funny Stories

I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked me for a couple of 
dollars for dinner.

I took out my wallet, got out ten dollars and asked, “If I give you this money, will you buy wine with it instead of dinner?”
 “No, I had to stop drinking years ago,” the homeless woman told me. Continue Reading »

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Blue Beauty - slideshow from the Endeavour space shuttle

Posted by Susan on Aug 08 2008 | Quotes and Inspiration

This is astounding….A series of images to show us the wonder of our world from space.

From the Endeavor space shuttle. Thank you to NASA for your endless pursuit of exploration. Oh and happy 50th Birthday!

http://www.greatdanepro.com/Blue%20Bueaty/index.htm

If you haven’t seen it before..enjoy. Susan :-)

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Sending you Encouragement

Posted by Susan on Jul 27 2008 | Quotes and Inspiration

To my dear associates, friends and families,

I’d like to share a really cool website with you. I stumbled across it a week ago and the concept inspired me to forward it to you because I think you’ll appreciate its simplicity and meaning.

It’s called The Encouragement Foundation and it was launched this month (www.theencouragementfoundation.com.au). Its purpose is to do just that, encourage people. The simple concept is that you receive encouragement from them, together you encourage others through you and excite people about furthering their life long learning skills. Continue Reading »

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Why men don’t write advice columns

Posted by Susan on Jul 27 2008 | Raunchy Stuff

Dear Walter,

I hope you can help me here. The other day, I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn’t driven more than a mile down the road when the engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband’s help.

When I got home I couldn’t believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with the neighbor girl. I am 32, my husband is 34, and the neighbor girl is 22. We have been married for ten years.

When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that they had been having an affair for the past six months. I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was let go from his job six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. He won’t go to counseling and! I’m afraid I can’t get through to him anymore.

Can you please help?

Sincerely, Sheila

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Dear Sheila:

A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake manifold and also check all grounding wires. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the carburetor float chamber.

I hope this helps.

Walter

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Randy Pausch Last Lecture - Inspirational Wisdom

Posted by Susan on Jul 11 2008 | Quotes and Inspiration

An inspiring story of a man giving his all to the very last moment.

A family man and teacher, his battle with Pancreatic Cancer even though ultimately lost, gave us this awesome example of courage and wisdom.

Randy Pausch: Life. Lessons. Legacy.

Public service announcement of The Lustgarten Foundation for Pancreatic Cancer Research featuring Dr. Randy Pausch. http://www.lustgarten.org/ - Leaders in Pancreatic Cancer research.

Click the read more tag to see the full lecture - over an hour

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Violent Oprah Spoof - Remember the Tom Cruise couch thing??

Posted by Susan on Jun 27 2008 | Funny Videos

American talk shows. They can be pretty insightful but also so inane and like a circus. Case in point, the Tom Cruise couch incident. This little skit shows us how extreme all this could be…. [Viewer discretion advised! - ha ha]

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Questions you just can’t answer - Ponder this!

Posted by Susan on Jun 22 2008 | General Silliness

A few things to ponder…

Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are
flat?

Why do banks charge a fee on ‘insufficient funds’ when they know there is
not enough?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but
check when you say the paint is wet? Continue Reading »

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One Man And His Dog Featuring Bill Bailey

Posted by Susan on May 24 2008 | Funny Videos

A short but sweet strange little dance with a dog and his master. Mr Bill Bailey, currently on a World comedy tour. Find out more information about Bill and his show right here.

One Man And His Dog Featuring Bill Bailey

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Flying Penguins on BBC Documentary - Amazing!

Posted by Susan on May 22 2008 | Funny Videos

Wow, check out this excerpt from a documentary about penguins! You will be amazed at what they can do. And our host gives us a hint of what hes up to..

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