I’m a big fan of home remedies, as I’m sure you are too. These ones are particularly ingenious!
If you are choking on an ice cube, don’t panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage will be almost instantly removed.
Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.
Avoid arguments with the missus about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink.
High blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a while, thus reducing the pressure in your arteries.
A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep when you hit the snooze button.
If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be too afraid to cough.
Have a bad toothache? Hit your thumb with a hammer, then you will forget about the toothache.
You need only two tools: WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn’t move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn’t, use the duct tape.
Train rides can be very boring unless you have something to read or good conversation. Imagine for a moment a whole carriage of people having a bad day. And now into that scene comes someone from way outside that feeling.