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Take a break …. Office Kitchen Notes…

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This thought had never occurred to me as I have never worked in an office where there is a communal fridge.

Food is certainly a territorial issue as you will see from some of these disgruntled and funny notes left for the guilty snackers! Continue Reading »

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Dead Fly Art

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Some people have way to much time on their hands…

But… If anyone knows who is responsible for these hilarious works of art please let us know :-)

Update: He found us! His name is Magnus and he is a wonderful photographer with a very professional style. Check out his website at www.muhrfoto.se

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Home Remedies – some crazy tips and tricks

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I’m a big fan of home remedies, as I’m sure you are too. These ones are particularly ingenious!

  • Vintage Ad #508: Mmmm, Vaseline!If you are choking on an ice cube, don’t panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage will be almost instantly removed.
  • Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.
  • Avoid arguments with the missus about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink.
  • High blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a while, thus reducing the pressure in your arteries.
  • A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep when you hit the snooze button.
  • If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be too afraid to cough.
  • Have a bad toothache? Hit your thumb with a hammer, then you will forget about the toothache.
  • You need only two tools: WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn’t move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn’t, use the duct tape.

NOTE: Do not try these things for real.

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Did Philip fart?…….. I reckon he did

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A store that sells new husbands

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A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: Continue Reading »

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Facts About Santa

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I found this on a forum somewhere on the internet and I forget who it was so if you see this and want to give or take credit for it please do!

santa-reading-listIf you’re feeling around Santa is very sentimental this may not rock your boat. For everyone else, enjoy!

Facts About Santa (and his crew)

Here are some interesting facts.

No known species of reindeer can fly. But with 300,000 species of living organisms (mostly insects and bacteria) yet to be classified, flying reindeer – which only Santa has seen – cannot be ruled out.

There are two billion children in the world. But since Santa doesn’t appear to handle Muslim, Hindu, Buddhist and Jewish children, his workload drops to only 378 million, or a mere 91.8 million homes averaging 3.5 children each, assuming that at least one has been good. Continue Reading »

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Me I’m Cooking With Ghee – Indian Parody

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Do you love Indian food? Its hard not too. All that flavor, tradition and spices!

Musician, multi-instrumentalist songwriter and part-time cook, Kit Cotter dreamed up this crazy little song this week and we felt compelled to share it with y’all. cooking-with-ghee

If you haven’t heard the song “Me and Bobby McGee” by Kris Kristofferson then you won’t recognize the melody but its still amusing regardless. (Lyrics Follow) Continue Reading »

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