This is a hoax answering machine message that many schools would have if they could!
There is always more than one side to everything!
Laughter truly is the best medicine.
This is a hoax answering machine message that many schools would have if they could!
There is always more than one side to everything!
NICKNAMES
EATING OUT
Here in Australia we think about things a little differently and some of us are yet to understand this crazy internet thing. Here are the “outback” interpretations of some common computer terms.
A study conducted by UCLA’s Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is, in her menstrual cycle.
For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features.
However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth and a spear lodged in his chest while he is on fire.
No further studies are expected.
Well in the interests of tasteless opportunism we are going to hop on the bandwagon and publish this round of Tiger Woods jokes.
What the hell. He’s really rich and unfaithful. (more…)
Men. We love em and need them, but somehow they just seem so damn consistent sometimes.
I heard a joke recently:
“Women love the simple things in life. Like Men.”
So here are 10 things that Men are most unlikely to say. Ever. (more…)

Mujibar was trying to get a job in India
The Personnel Manager said, ‘Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one. Unless you pass it you cannot qualify for this job.’
Mujibar said, ‘I am ready’
The manager said, ‘Make a sentence using the words Yellow,Pink and Green.’
Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, ‘Mister manager, I am ready’
The manager said, ‘Go ahead.’
Mujibar said, ‘The telephone goes green, green , and I pink it up, and say, ‘Yellow‘, this is Mujibar.”
Mujibar now works as call centre manager for TELSTRA problems. (Telstra is a telephone company in Australia)
No doubt you’ve spoken to him.