Country music is know for its sense of humor as well as its melancholy and this little song certainly delivers! Never heard of Rodney Carrington but will give him a listen now!

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Dear Walter,

I hope you can help me here. The other day, I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn’t driven more than a mile down the road when the engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband’s help.

When I got home I couldn’t believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with the neighbor girl. I am 32, my husband is 34, and the neighbor girl is 22. We have been married for ten years.

When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that they had been having an affair for the past six months. I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was let go from his job six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. He won’t go to counseling and! I’m afraid I can’t get through to him anymore.

Can you please help?

Sincerely, Sheila

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Dear Sheila:

A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake manifold and also check all grounding wires. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the carburetor float chamber.

I hope this helps.

Walter

This is classic. This woman in the US must be some kind of mentor for people. Anyway people call into her show and ask her input on some small and sometimes big problems. Ha ha!

This little movie has some guy trying to convince us that a car does NOT represent his penis. Yeah right!

Love and Happenis,
Susan

The contrast of conservative culture and farting get a meeting in this short Japanese commercial!

Embarrassing. That’s the word that comes to mind when most of us think of Bollywood.

We thank Buffalax for putting together this hilarious video with English subtitles for those of us that need to understand what these people are really singing. Prepare to be embarrassed!