We realise that this post comes across as sexist. Because it is. But the main criteria here is that it makes us laugh. Well it makes us laugh anyway. So there.
This is for anyone that has ever struggled to understand the language and dialogue of women. Like all men. Ha ha. Continue Reading »
Trying to be factual and articulate is hard when people are burning drugs behind you. Check it out as this guy does his best to report “the news”!
Thanks to the funny website www.Engrish.com for this content.
Can you say anything to this?
When guys lose all sense of fashion and self-respect….
Imagine being pulled over for this! These guys have got, shall we say guts??
Are you tired of those piss weak ‘friendship’ poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality?
Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.
You will see no cute little smiley faces on this card – Just the stone cold truth of a great friendship. Continue Reading »
Country music is know for its sense of humor as well as its melancholy and this little song certainly delivers! Never heard of Rodney Carrington but will give him a listen now!
You’ll never have to risk ruining an important date or business meeting again. This small device will change the sound of your flatulence into a popular mobile ring tone. Toot-Tone. The latest in flatulence protection technology.
Dear Walter,
I hope you can help me here. The other day, I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn’t driven more than a mile down the road when the engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband’s help.
When I got home I couldn’t believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with the neighbor girl. I am 32, my husband is 34, and the neighbor girl is 22. We have been married for ten years.
When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that they had been having an affair for the past six months. I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was let go from his job six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. He won’t go to counseling and! I’m afraid I can’t get through to him anymore.
Can you please help?
Sincerely, Sheila
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Dear Sheila:
A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake manifold and also check all grounding wires. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the carburetor float chamber.
I hope this helps.
Walter
This is classic. This woman in the US must be some kind of mentor for people. Anyway people call into her show and ask her input on some small and sometimes big problems. Ha ha!
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