Men. We love em and need them, but somehow they just seem so damn consistent sometimes.
I heard a joke recently:
“Women love the simple things in life. Like Men.”
So here are 10 things that Men are most unlikely to say. Ever.
10. I think Barry Manilow is really cool.
9. While I’m up can I get you a cup of coffee?
8. I think hairy legs are really sexy.
7. Her tits are just too big!
6. Sometimes I just want to be held.
5. That chick on “Murder, She Wrote”, gives me a fat.
4. Sure, I’d love to wear a condom.
3. We haven’t been dress shopping for ages. Let’s go now. Can I carry your purse for you?
2. Bugger Monday night football. Let’s watch Murphy Brown.
1. I think we’re lost. I’ll pull over and ask for directions.
From the awesomely funny book:
“The Ultimate Book of Rude and Politically Incorrect Jokes”
by Allan Pease. Australia’s funniest and most successful salesman.