Well in the interests of tasteless opportunism we are going to hop on the bandwagon and publish this round of Tiger Woods jokes.
What the hell. He’s really rich and unfaithful.
Tiger Woods makes his first public appearance since the accident with his supportive wife at his side.
“Crouching Tiger, hidden hydrant”
What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger
Can drive a ball 400 yards.
What does Tiger Woods have in common with baby seals? They
Both get clubbed by Norwegians.
That’s the first time Tiger Woods has failed to drive 300
Yards
Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree…he
Couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron. Perhaps Tiger
Should have used a driver
I find it’s a nightmare driving at 2.05am: sometimes you
Can’t see the Woods for the trees.
Tiger’s wife went for him over a birdie.
Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars.
Now he has a hole in one.
What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the
Morning? They went clubbing.
