Dave Allen, was an Irish comedian, popular in the United Kingdom and Australia until his death in 2005 at age 68.

Famous for his relaxed, sit-down style Dave Allen perfected his story telling in front of a live audience. For more, search for Dave Allen on YouTube.

Dave Allen – Adam and Eve

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It just  wouldn’t be the same if the whole world spoke just one language, now  would it?

Thanks to the funny website www.Engrish.com for this content.

Can you say anything to this?

When guys lose all sense of fashion and self-respect….

Are women really this bad at driving? No of course not.

But these ones are!!

I’m a big fan of home remedies, as I’m sure you are too. These ones are particularly ingenious!

• If you are choking on an ice cube, don’t panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage will be almost instantly removed.
• Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.
• Avoid arguments with the missus about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink.
• High blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a while, thus reducing the pressure in your arteries.
• A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep when you hit the snooze button.
• If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be too afraid to cough.
• Have a bad toothache? Hit your thumb with a hammer, then you will forget about the toothache.
• You need only two tools: WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn’t move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn’t, use the duct tape.

NOTE: Do not try these things for real.

Every living thing has to eat and when humans and animals are in the same places, sometimes they just can’t wait for us to finish.

Imagine being pulled over for this! These guys have got, shall we say guts??