In Other Words – crazy product labels

Posted on 2nd July 2009 by Susan in Raunchy Stuff

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It just  wouldn’t be the same if the whole world spoke just one language, now  would it?

Thanks to the funny website www.Engrish.com for this content.

why……women stay single

Posted on 2nd July 2009 by Susan in Raunchy Stuff

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Can you say anything to this?

When guys lose all sense of fashion and self-respect….

Underwear Cops – Slow down!

Posted on 23rd June 2009 by Susan in Raunchy Stuff

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Imagine being pulled over for this! These guys have got, shall we say guts??

True Friendship “Aussie Style” None of that Sissy Crap

Posted on 13th January 2009 by Susan in Raunchy Stuff

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Are you tired of those piss weak ‘friendship’ poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality?

Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.

You will see no cute little smiley faces on this card –  Just the stone cold truth of a great friendship. (more…)

Show Them To Me by Rodney Carrington

Posted on 11th September 2008 by Susan in Raunchy Stuff

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Country music is know for its sense of humor as well as its melancholy and this little song certainly delivers! Never heard of Rodney Carrington but will give him a listen now!

Toot Tone – Fart Transmuting Audio Product

Posted on 8th August 2008 by Susan in Raunchy Stuff

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You’ll never have to risk ruining an important date or business meeting again. This small device will change the sound of your flatulence into a popular mobile ring tone. Toot-Tone. The latest in flatulence protection technology.

Why men don’t write advice columns

Posted on 27th July 2008 by Susan in Raunchy Stuff

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Dear Walter,

I hope you can help me here. The other day, I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn’t driven more than a mile down the road when the engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband’s help.

When I got home I couldn’t believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with the neighbor girl. I am 32, my husband is 34, and the neighbor girl is 22. We have been married for ten years.

When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that they had been having an affair for the past six months. I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was let go from his job six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. He won’t go to counseling and! I’m afraid I can’t get through to him anymore.

Can you please help?

Sincerely, Sheila

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Dear Sheila:

A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake manifold and also check all grounding wires. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the carburetor float chamber.

I hope this helps.

Walter

Violent Oprah Spoof – Remember the Tom Cruise couch thing??

Posted on 27th June 2008 by Susan in Funny Videos

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American talk shows. They can be pretty insightful but also so inane and like a circus. Case in point, the Tom Cruise couch incident. This little skit shows us how extreme all this could be…. [Viewer discretion advised! - ha ha]

[youtube]http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=vUAZCc12ZZQ&NR=1[/youtube]

Meet the Fruitcake Lady! – Advice about sex and relationships

Posted on 8th March 2008 by Susan in Raunchy Stuff

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This is classic. This woman in the US must be some kind of mentor for people. Anyway people call into her show and ask her input on some small and sometimes big problems. Ha ha!

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhdvOmjhHh4[/youtube]

Crazy Penis Car skit – English comedy sketch

Posted on 25th February 2008 by Susan in Raunchy Stuff

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This little movie has some guy trying to convince us that a car does NOT represent his penis. Yeah right!

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFQu2HgDTwQ[/youtube]

Love and Happenis,
Susan